Better than Billy's? The Hallelujah diet...

A new diet technique which based on Christ's teaching is sweeping society in the U.S. In there, books which titles are "Moses Wasn't Fat!" are the best sellers.
The diet over 2 million people practice regulates any animal food and also insists that the reason why Adam outlived is because he didn't COOK.
Anne, a Canadian who succeeded losing 14kg in the past 3 months says, "I live as the God hopes me to. I can't dissapoint him."
I'd rather say holy crap.